HOME IS WHERE THE BIDET IS!
Meet the self-appointed King of the Bathroom. This hilarious cat tank top features a mischievous orange tabby, a flying crown, toilet paper and a very fancy bidet—all surrounded by dramatic blue splashes.
Because apparently, even cats have standards when it comes to bathroom luxury.
Perfect for cat lovers, bathroom-humor enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a ridiculous pun delivered with royal confidence.
TANK TOP DETAILS
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for applicable solid colors; fabric blends vary
• Comfortable retail fit with adult sizing
• Side seams and self-fabric binding
• Tear-away label• Made in Nicaragua
CARE
Machine wash warm (max 40°C).
Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
Tumble dry medium.
Iron at medium heat.
Do not dry clean.
🎁 GIFT IT!
A funny gift for cat moms, cat dads, orange cat owners, quirky friends and anyone whose cat already acts like it owns the entire house.
Royal attitude. Questionable bathroom etiquette.

